Monday, April 23, 2007

The Tan and Blue M&M Controversy

In 1995 M&M's had this color vote where you could vote for a new color to appear in the bag. One might think to themselves, "Oh wow a new color, what damage could that do?" APPARENTLY A WHOLE FREAKING BOATLOAD! No one told us that this new color would replace the haloed Tan ones! Everytime I see one of the blue ones in a candy dish poking through with pure evil knowing that the Tan ones had to be sacrificed for their un-holy existance. Since M&M and Mars Corporation won't do anything about this, I would like to publicly apologize for the inclusion of the Blue M&M's. It was a mistake, and I'm sorry. But its doubtful we will ever see the good old tan buggers again, since theres probably a stock room of blue M&M's that will last into the next century. I personally choose not to eat the blue ones cause I feel they make a bad person. Below is a picture of Blue M&M's plotting their hostile take-over

1 comment:

Ashley said...

the blue replaced the tan but the tan replaced the violet in 1945 or something. so which one is the real culprit?

m&m controversies...